futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
HER MOM AND DAD ARE MUTANTS SO NO ONE LIKES THEM AND THEY’RE FORCED TO LIVE IN THE SEWERS BUT THEIR DAUGHTER IS MOSTLY NORMAL SO SHE CAN WALK AROUND ABOVE GROUND BUT SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS AN ORPHAN BUT HER PARENTS WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR HER EVEN WHEN SHE NEEDED THEM THE MOST AND SHE DIDN’T KNOW IT AHHHHHHhhhh cute.
Ugh that first comment!!! I remember seeing this and being like WAAAAAHHHHHH!!
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded:
“No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
Behind every great man is an even greater woman.
© Shawn Welling